7.5" x 3.75" Bumper Sticker - Learn How To Park Moron

Help spread parking etiquette awareness by placing this beautifully designed Learn How To Park Moron sticker on your car. We do not recommend you place it other's cars as that would be considered vandalism. Help us Make the world a better place to park. One moron at a time.™️

Say this without shouting: a compact, bold bumper sticker that calls out thoughtless parking with a wink. It slips onto your bumper or rear window and keeps that small, satisfied justice alive as you go about your day. The matte finish and vibrant print read clearly from a few cars back, making the point without glare. Built to withstand rain, sun, and car washes, it holds color and adhesion through city streets and long highway runs. For drivers who value respectful parking and want to nudge others toward consideration, this sticker does the talking so you don’t have to.

Product features

• Size: 7.5"w × 3.75"h / 19.05cm x 9.53cm
• Bright, crisp colors using modern print techniques
• Durable premium vinyl rated 5+ years outdoors
• Matte UV-laminated finish for glare resistance and weather protection
• Waterproof, long-lasting adhesive with easy-peel backing
• Printed with eco-solvent inks on water-resistant material

Care instructions

• Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.